When a guy freaks out and decides to friendzone you
well…fuck you too.
well…fuck you too.
fucking adam levine.
and i mean i wish i was doing that..
(Source: sevilmeyenlerdenim)
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
Anyone else look at highdeas.com??
pretty good actually! getting ready for a date.
how are you?
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
Awwwwww. <3
:’)
i dont want to do this anymore
Yayy! :) Someone to talk to!
Finally got Anons to message me…and It was all scams. I really dont care if you make $300+ a day because of something you saw on CBS OR that there is a tumblr diet…although that one was pretty funny.
Its really sad when you are so used to texting a guy first everyday, and when you decide to wait for the guy you like to text you first..you look back at the old texts and realize he actually has been texting first…
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
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Well…that escalated quickly
(Source: lastyearslanguage)
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!
I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.
You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.
[walking past book store]
[bREATHES HEAVILY]
no
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works!
http://lol-post.tumblr.com/
this is so bad…why am I laughing so much…